👑 $KINGPEPE  •  NOT YOUR KEYS, NOT YOUR CROWN  •  SAFU? NEVER HEARD OF HER  •  WITHDRAWALS PAUSED, VIBES UNPAUSED  •  SELF-CUSTODY KING  •  EVERYDAY IS ZERODAY  •  👑 $KINGPEPE  •  NOT YOUR KEYS, NOT YOUR CROWN  •  SAFU? NEVER HEARD OF HER  •  WITHDRAWALS PAUSED, VIBES UNPAUSED  •  SELF-CUSTODY KING  •  EVERYDAY IS ZERODAY  • 

KING
PEPE

$KINGPEPE

Not your keys, not your crown. 👑

The self-custody king. The frog who never left his coins on an exchange. While others froze, he sat on the throne with his keys in his own wallet.

Buy on pump.fun Read the Lore
CA:Contract address coming at launch
King Pepe hugging and wearing a gold paper crown at sunset
SELF-CUSTODY SZN

Chapter 1The Lore

It was a normal week on Crypto Twitter. Then the headlines dropped: a reported ~$6.3B hot-wallet hack at the world's biggest exchange on Oct 29. Allegedly the work of North Korea's Lazarus group. Allegedly via one DevOps engineer's laptop. Allegedly drained in about 20 minutes.

📰 What the timeline says (per news reports, not verified by us):
  • Hot-wallet hack reported Oct 29, 2026, around $6.3B
  • Attribution reported: Lazarus group
  • Entry point reported: a compromised DevOps laptop
  • The exchange says its SAFU fund covers users
  • Withdrawals paused for about 2 days
  • Elon: "Everyday is Zeroday"

Meanwhile, somewhere far from any order book, King Pepe sat on his throne. Crown on. Keys in his own wallet. Seed phrase memorized, written on paper, and hidden somewhere only a frog would look.

Withdrawals paused? He had nothing to withdraw. Hot wallet drained? His wallet was lukewarm at best. A DevOps laptop got popped? He doesn't have a DevOps. He has a lily pad.

"NOT YOUR KEYS, NOT YOUR CROWN."
— King Pepe, a cartoon frog (satire, he said no such thing)

$KINGPEPE is a meme about self-custody. It does nothing, promises nothing, and has no roadmap other than the throne. If you came for a utility token, the exit is the other way.

SAFU? Never heard of her Withdrawals paused, vibes unpaused Everyday is Zeroday Hot wallet? Cold king. Ribbit, self-custody

Chapter 2How to Buy

Four steps. No exchange. No KYC queue. Keep your own keys, obviously.

1

Get Phantom

Install the Phantom wallet (browser or mobile). Write the seed phrase on paper. Tell no one. Not even the frog.

2

Fund with SOL

Get some SOL into your Phantom wallet. Leave a little extra for fees. Withdraw it from wherever it is, if they let you.

3

Go to pump.fun

Open pump.fun and connect your Phantom wallet. Check you're on the real site.

4

Paste the CA

Paste the $KINGPEPE contract address (above, once live) into search. Confirm it matches, then swap. Welcome to the court. 👑

Chapter 3Tokenomics

Simple, because the king doesn't do spreadsheets.

1B
Total supply
A round number for round-headed frogs.
FAIR
Fair launch
Everyone starts at the same gate. No presale, no VIP room.
0%
No dev buy
The dev is not buying a bag at the start. The crown is not for sale.
LP
Via pump.fun
Liquidity comes from the pump.fun bonding curve. No team wallet playing landlord.

Tokenomics describe the planned launch setup and depend on how pump.fun works. Always verify on-chain yourself. Do your own research.